I went to NYC last evening to meet a very dear friend of mine, who was visiting from out of town. So I take the train in the afternoon and was planning to nap. Anyway I was rudely awakened by this gaggle of girls (calm down language-nazis or English majors I do know that it is a bevy of girls) talking nineteen to a dozen about the most inane things. They weren’t sitting anywhere close to me. They were at the other end of the car! Of course I abandon my plan to nap and eavesdrop. I am entertained till they get off at Newark Airport station. I must say the trials and tribulations of teenage life in America! In case you are curious, they used “like” in every sentence. I started counting and then lost count of it…totally.
Anyway I get off at Penn Station and I am overwhelmed by the shoppers pouring in and out of Macys, Lord and Taylor and all the other stores nearby. This reminded me of the Hindu pilgrims at the Kumbha Mela and Triveni Sangam. To my non-Indian readers, you can read about Triveni Sangam here and Kumbha Mela here. I was right after all they were all retail pilgrims paying homage by cash or plastic in the commercial Mecca of the country.
Time Square: Of course I took this photo during the summer. There is no way I would have gone there last evening.
The entire area was a sea of human beings. It felt like “Amchi Mumbai” (our Mumbai in Marathi), except that no one pushed the other and the weather was quite chilly. The desi in me, rather the pseudo chai latte drinking desi who would rather have chai-valle ki chai (ubiquitous tea vendors in India), was craving for a hot cup of chai latte. I walk into a Starbucks and I am surprised at the line, which went right up to the street. I open the door for an elderly lady to do some “Mitzvah” and people mistake me for a doorman or rather a doorperson because a bunch of teenagers walk in and people start walking in and out totally oblivious to me. Finally a gentleman sees my predicament and runs to my rescue and holds the door for me so I can get in! There are two long lines and I am curious what the other line was for. I found out that it was to go to the ladies room. Anyway I was in no mood to negotiate the long line, to get my chai and not go to the rest room silly people, so I decide against it. I start walking to the place that I was supposed to meet my friend.
While walking I am accosted by this street vendor. He asks me if I wanted a Louis Vuitton or a Fendi bag. I look straight ahead and say no thank you. He then says you are beautiful….can I take you on a date? I say no thank you and start walking faster. Of course he leaves me alone. I wasn’t in any danger or anything but still I call my husband and tell him what just transpired. My husband says that I should have given the guy 20 bucks and said here first go buy yourself a decent meal and then think of asking me out. We both have a good laugh. Trust him to bring humor into any situation!
Later I caught up with my friend who told me that there was a mad rush to see the Christmas tree and decorations at Rockefeller Center. Anyway the rest of my evening was wonderful and I thoroughly enjoyed myself. By the way I hate the burbs and love the City with renewed vigor!
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Funny post. Did the teens also say "whatever" as much?
Everything about NYC in your post rings true. We lived in Manhattan for a couple of years and still miss the city.
There weren't that may "whatever" instead there were more "totally," of course not to mention the "like."
Goodness, teenspeak gets on my nerves, too! I have one at home and although she doesn't speak in that particular lingo to me, when her friends come over all I hear is "oh mi gosh", "whatever", "so random" and so on. I don't hear "totally" used among Canadian teens all that much and I find that interesting because I hear it a lot on the American sitcoms.
Ahhh, you're city girl just like me - I'm just 20 mins from Toronto and I love it!
Hey Lotus:
So nice to see you here and read your comments.
I am unfortunately an hour away from the City....boo hoo....that's why suburban life sucks.
Ur post is like totally awesome!!! heh.
I love train rides, you get to see so much. I will be in the tri-state area in two weeks. I can't wait!!
Your husband's right. I really could have used that 20 to get a good meal. ;)
Hey! You weren't 20 minutes from where I sit typing right now. Small world! I'm glad you enjoyed the city!
Hey Sai....bright post!
Lights are brighter on the other side....?? :)
Your posts are so much fun to read..So true about teens...I listen "whatever" all the time (thanx to my brother)
Have u ever tried "Dean & Deluca's" chai latte? its so yum but offcourse no one can't beat "Chai wallay ki chai".
Stay Beautiful...!!
Hey! Sai, I have a 15yr old:)
No! Trishala or Trisha,my daughter is not a dumb prissy as she calls those kinds who say 'like' every second. I think they say it so often to fill "gaps" in their thought flow:D
Yeah, $20 would have been filled him up:D You have a nice hubby.
Tamanna:
Regarding your comments thanks like whatever....like so awesome that you liked it.
Dan:
LOL....Why didn't you tell me it's you? I could have definitely bought a Fendi bag from you and also had dinner with you ;-)
Oh do you work in the City? It is indeed a small world!
@Magic eye: Thanks for your comments! I try :-D
I don't know about the lights being brighter though.
@Sugarlips: Ahh the good old decocted chai walle ki chai with a dollop of "paseena" (sweat in Hindi) in it for added flavor!
@Asha: LOL I know.... "Like" is used to fill in the gaps due to lack of vocabulary.
About the husband, thanks "whatever"....;-) I guess you could call him nice but I am nicer.....:-D lol couldn't resist adding that!
Hey Sai... "cool" post huh... abs awesome... that what i hear from my neice.
Thanks Shruti....I heard "Chillax" was the latest word among teens in Bombay, which is chill and relax.
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